haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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