Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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