Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
There's even glitter on my cock...
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