She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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