Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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