I saw his package. It spoke to me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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