is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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