In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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