It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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