Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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