he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
