if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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