yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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