so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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