Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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