I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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