Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You pole danced in your parka.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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