Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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