You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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