Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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i think i have herpe
just one?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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