There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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