The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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