Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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