So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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