I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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