She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize