I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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