i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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