If that was your dad, he is hot
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
