Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
3pm strippers are depressing
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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