If that was your dad, he is hot
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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