sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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