she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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