She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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