oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Two words: nipple clamps
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