in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize