In the future we'll all be gay
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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