That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
True college students do jello shots in the library
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