Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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