yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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