Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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