Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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