my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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