So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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