come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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