My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Send help, water and tortillas.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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