another moral hangover. fuck.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
