thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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