The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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