My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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