return my video game
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
