when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I have feelings that need drinking.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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