While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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