I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I checked into jail on foursquare
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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