But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can text with my tongue
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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