I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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